Things overheard

November 6th, 2007 at 11:18 pm by mike

Kindergarteners say some excellent things.

Outside on the playgound:
Andrew: “I’m going to be the Incredible Hulk!”
Joey: “I’m going to be the regular Hulk!”

At lunch:
Davin: “I’m in class with Luke.” Points at Luke, “That kind of Luke.”

“Why did Harry Johnson cross the road?”
“To get more puppets?”
“To get a stack of dominoes?”
(I never did hear the answer to the joke….)

And a near daily bus favorite:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana peel”
“Banana peel who?”
Banana fart peel!”

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  1. sam Says:

    Everyone knows that Harry Johnson crossed the road to get more puppets. Obviously the second kid is just a little slow. I mean, really, who doesn’t need more puppets?

  2. mike Says:

    I know! In fact, I need more puppets now…

  3. mike Says:

    Also, I love it when 5 year olds talk about things that they did or had “when they were little.”

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