Yeah, today I peed on the cat.
It’s not as bad as it sounds, but whoops! Loki was in the shower, because he likes to hang out there and watch, chase and sometimes drink the water drops. I was peeing (into the toilet, thank you) and thought that he was sufficiently distracted by the water in the shower. I was wrong. Too late, I noticed his head stick between my legs to see what was going on. And I clipped his ear. It was just the corner of his ear, and I got him cleaned off, but still…I peed on my cat.