My New Favorite Joke

May 1st, 2007 at 6:50 pm by mike

What’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.

71 Responses to “My New Favorite Joke”

  1. Rebecca Jennings Says:

    better than the muffin joke, I think NOT!!

  2. mike Says:

    No, you’re right, the muffin joke is still the best. And a huge hit with the kindergarteners, I might add. I’m just very enamored of this one right now, and it’s new to me.

  3. Rebecca Jennings Says:

    It is very funny. Who told it to you?

  4. mike Says:

    I found it online while looking for new jokes to tell the kids on the bus.

  5. Rebecca Jennings Says:

    How did the interrupting cow go over?

  6. sam Says:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. Rebecca Jennings Says:

    Sam,

    Your Mooo went into outerspace

  8. mike Says:

    I’ve recently started adding the interrupting cow joke to my kindergarten repertoire. They love it. (though not as much as the muffin joke, of course.)

  9. mike Says:

    And Sam, that is the best moo ever.

  10. Rebecca Jennings Says:

    I think its great that kindergarteners get the muffing joke and most adults don’t. Makes me feel good about myself, i may color between the lines but i at least color my trees purple and i get the cow joke, I’m not completely grown up.

  11. rebaki Says:

    Muffing= muffin
    cow joke = muffin joke

    i was asleep whilst writing

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