wrong, but funny.
April 5th, 2007 at 11:08 am by sarahIn the hours I spend surfing the internet rather than working, I stumbled upon this really amusing collection of wrong answers.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study
My favorite is the El Nino paper.
Many moons ago, the Peruvians commited human sacrifice to satiate their gods and end the flood that was caused by El Nino. In today’s modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down trees with El Nino. (Jeremy, Period 3)
I swear, this paper is absolute genius, and I wish the entire thing were posted here. I’m going to see if I can find it, or more like it. Fantastic!
The math / physics ones are very good as well. Particularly the elephant, and the last one (e x p a n d).
(I can’t wait to get back into school.)
April 5th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
That is hilarious! I think my favorite is the “Find x” one. hehehe.
April 5th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I’ve seen this before. I have it in an email someone. Just brilliant in a non-smart way.
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