My love is ripe for you
March 28th, 2007 at 1:31 pm by samOh stinky comestible
how I love you so
you make my heart so big
and my breath, like whoa.
I love you when you come from Spain
I love you most from France
I think I love you so much that
I’d wear you as underpants.
Oh my old milk
you curdle up so well
I think I’ll marry you one day
and forever we will smell…
March 28th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
oh stinky cheeses
upon my plate
with crusty breads
my heart you elate!
March 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am
oh cheesy cheese
so smooth and creamy
i must admit
i find you dreamy
i crave your flavor
morning, noon and night
knowing full well you’re the reason
my pants fit so tight  Â
March 29th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I have been trying to come up with a little ditty that incorporated lactose intolerance and this is all i came up with:
i love you cheese
you are so good
i fall to my knees
when i eat good cheese
I love you although you hurt me
not like i have a dent
its kind of different
its called lactose intolerants
March 29th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Okay, that’s way too funny. I was going to mention lactose intolerance too, but decided to go with the tight pants issue instead. I suppose I could have done both – you’re bad for me ’cause i’m intolerant, and when I eat you i can’t fit into my pants Oh that’s bad, I’m sorry.
p.s.- this has made all the difference in my life
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